Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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