It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
handjob tips. give me some.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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