And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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