is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
