If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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