My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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