You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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