Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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