Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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