OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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