I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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