: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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