I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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