I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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