talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
