): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
