Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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