Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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