16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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