To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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