You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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