I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
