even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
His hands were made for my vagina.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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