the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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