My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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