I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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