I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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