I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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