HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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