Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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