quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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