marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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