Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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