47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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