Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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