so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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