the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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