summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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