Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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