I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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