so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
there was a trapeze. enough said
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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