Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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