I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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