everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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