my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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