i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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