Kiss
Puke
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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