u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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