Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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