I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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