we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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