never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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