I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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