We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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