nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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